what a week

I've been layed up in bed since Monday, but sick since Friday with a blasted kidney infection that in all honesty is more painful than childbirth (and i should know i have had 5 of them lol). I remember being taken to the doctors on Tuesday morning, I dont remember passing out at the reception desk, i sort of remember speaking to the doctor and swearing at him (see just like childbirth), when he asked me if i felt i should have a morphine injection. (he gave me one lol). I dont remember coming home at all, but i do remember all the dogs dressed up as doctors, quite bizarre really, that morphine is one great trip LOL NOW if someone could tell me, just how i got this bandaid on my bum??? Gary laughed, he said it was from the injection, i've been so out of it with the pain-killers, quite high really, this is my first day out of bed and i've been back and had a 3 hour sleep already and going to head back again soon! I've not eaten since monday SO i had better have lost some weight when i have weigh in at work tomorrow (that is if i go i probably will).

Hayley and the kidlings came over for a visit this morning, all was going well, until a blood curdling scream came from the bedroom and Brayden came in clutching his chest, came straight to me and was sobbing.

• Nanna...stop crying i cant understand you
• Brayden..*sob* emily hurted me
• N....what did she do
• B....she hurted me i told you
• N..lifts up his jumper to see a small scratch and large red mark "did she punch you??"
• B...NO she hurted me (getting nowhere fast here)
• N..Calls in the divine miss Emily (who isn't so divine!)
• N...What did you do to Bray?
• E....Ohhhh I I I stabbed him with the scissors (imagine voice going up and down in a sing song fashion)
• N...YOU DID WHAT
• E...I stabbed him with the scissors
• Hayley now paying attention...SCISSORS, WHAT BLOODY SCISSORS?
• N...now dont panic they are probably just paper cutting scissors..Go and get them for nanna Em.
• E...here they are Nanna (emphasise nanna and look at her mother with a look of disgust)
• N....OMG my scrapping scissors? where did you get those?? you are a very naughty girl.
• E....with that look on her face! "i just got them and brayden weellll he's not allowed to have them so i stabbed him"
• N...you could have killed him
• E...NOooo nanna, look, (lifts his jumper) it didn't come out the back you silly. (to much tv perhaps?)
• N...*gobsmacked for an answer*
• H... Finally gets up and deals with daughter while Nanna comforts brayden which Emily hates!
• AFTER A LITTLE WHILE....
• Nanna....that was a bit naughty wasn't it
• Emily....yes nanna it was
• N......you wont do it again will you
• E.....No nanna i wont stab brayden again ever
• N...and you wont play with nanna's special scissors anymore either will you.
• E....Looks up, with THAT look again....OH yes i probably will
• N....I dont think so, because if i ever see you with them I will smack your bottom...
• E.....sigh....ok then...followed by a whisper of...but i will play with them again.......
• she always has to have the last word!
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• Puppy update:
• Molly passed away on Tuesday morning and Mika died this morning, Molly, milly's twin doesn't look too bad, she's still very small, but the vet said she's holding her own, as for Kostas and Obah, well, they are not puppies but PIGS, huge little fat piggies, it's no wonder the others had to be comp fed! but i still loves them