Today a lovely little old lady comes to me (I bet she's wishing she hadn't ROFL)
Me...."Is this all for you today?"
Her...."WHAT? Am I having a Ball today?"
Me...Smile, don't worry, Do you have Fly buys?
Her....WHAT? I certainly don't think that is any of your business
Me..(a little confused) Sorry, I only asked if you had Fly buys. I assume you don't?
Her...Your very insulting, I certainly don't think you should be asking me that at all. (she's getting a bit agitated and asks to speak to my supervisor?
Me..A little bewildered at what her problem is..Calls supervisor over.
Explains I only asked if she had fly buys to which the old woman says. SHE KEEPS ASKING ME THAT, I told her it's none of her business.
The lady in line waiting is as bewildered as me. My supervisor is just staring and looking as confused as the rest of us. So I ask the woman, Excuse me, what am I saying to you.
She looks around and leans over and whispers to my supervisor..
She keeps asking me if I have FIBROIDS...
well, I'm still peeing myself laughing and haven't been able to ask anyone for their fly buys since then!!!!!!!!
4 comments:
oh tess, how do you not lose it each time you get a customer.. your job sounds like a classic..
Too funny!!
How cute was that ... poor old soul ... no wonder she wasn't happy with you.
LOLOLOLOL Oh dear I am so lucky I'm not drinking a cuppa right now!!! hee hee
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