Today i was in charge of fitting rooms, a very important job and way serious!!! well as serious as me with my warped sense of humour can get i suppose...not many men come into the fitting rooms, deeming it 'women's territory' but one young man did..
- Young man.....May I please take this singlet out of package to try on?
- Me.................. Yes certainly..
- YM ................(muffled sounds coming out of cubicle, i am so tempted to look under door lol)
- YM.................. Excuse me??
- ME..................Yes...(looks up as YM walks around the corner of cubicle shocking me in the process, he is not a 'small' lad, quite hefty in fact!)
- YM.................. Does this singlet look good on me???
- Me................... Diplomatically bursts out laughing embarrassing myself in the process...
- YM.................. OH...Do you think it's too tight??
- Me..................I am so sorry, um, yes, like about 4 sizes to small I would say. (aha, explains the puffing and panting from other side of door hey LOL)
- YM................. Well i guess i better not buy it hey..
- Me................. (sure why not, you look like an overstuffed pillow) hmmmm no best not, I'm sure we have them in bigger sizes..
- YM............... No it's ok, thanks for being honest, most women would have said I looked good in it (a blind woman perhaps???) and then I would have bought it and been embarrassed (and you weren't embarrassed at my laughing out loud??)
- ME............ No probs anytime....(he walks out, leaving me rolling around on the floor laughing my little head off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
- This job is going to be so much fun i just know it!!
2 comments:
ROFL Oh Miss Tess, I LOVE hearing all your Target tales!! *giggle*
Oh Tess, I could just imagine how hard it must have been for you to contain yourself from laughing, you are having so many interesting things happen, I love reading about your Target experiences and everytime I go through Target I think of you.
Raechel :o)
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