SWIG what a weekend!!!

Ok, i'm back, had so much on yesterday with visitors and phone calls that i totally forgot to come back LOL i do hope your 'refreshments' haven't gone stale lol (and yes, i think i can guess who you are miss anonYmous LOL).. I was well prepared, all my packs were made up, i am going to do 5 monthly challenges, 3 aussles and a complete 9x9 album for lukes 21st and 3 classes!! (bear that in mind!!) This would have to be the best swig i've been to yet (oh ok, i've only been to 3 but i really enjoyed this one!!).. The company was fantastic..such funny ladies (you can interpret 'funny' whichever way you like, you wont be wrong LOL)..oh it would take me forever to account what naughty girls we can all be!! I think the funniest thing that happened was when i made poor Bev choke at dinner..diet coke looks hilarious coming out of someone's nose..we were laughing so hard, i did nearly lose my teeth, but Jackie was so intent on laughing at Bev she didn't notice (1 UP for me hehe)..I guess your wondering how i made poor Bev choke??? dare I tell you?? Well shall we say that the most adorable Miss Ginny, who i totally love dearly aS she is my partner in crime in most things i do (and i've only met her twice lol) can do a certain trick involving her boobies...we were then discussing why we couldn't do that trick..boobies not big enough etc, when i only said..that i tried to do it once then realized i was licking my stomach!! that's all i said..next thing i know, poor Mrs Watt, is choking..well that will teach her to drink when i speak wont it LOL.. I dont know why people also think that Miss Ginny and I are addicts?? we dont sell our mersyndol to anyone and is it my fault i am the only one prepared and has a drug for any occassion?? LOL..ask poor Chrissy, (who had an allergic reaction to something and resembled Melanie Griffiths after an horrible reaction to Botox!!) who do they come running to?? ah yes!! that would be ME, resident chemist LOL..claratyne to the rescue and Chrissy was much better..headache?? come to Tess or Ginny..why even when Virginia was choking and gasping for breath, i calmly said to her, i have ventolin if you need it..resulting in her choking all the more LOL..oh yes, i'm well known for my being prepared.. i think the highlight of my weekend was when Wonderful Wendie (i think she's wonderful, she says nice things about me lol) said she loved my accent and thought i talked posh..then..she ruined it by saying..then she got to know me and realized i was not posh (she is NOT getting any mersyndol from me!!) .. I was the photographer for Chrissy, Tracey and Mandy, took a few pics of them and GOD only knows how Tracey got her camera off me and managed to get me to actually muck about and pose in photo's for Chrissy, that would have to be a first ..can't wait to get the pics!!... How much scrapping have i gotten done by this stage..um..3 aussles (one of those was 9x9 for lukes album) and 2 pages for lukes album!! 3 classes..consisting of 4 layouts all up and 1 photo frame..1 layout started!!! (um, started this layout at 8.30 am saturday morning!)..ok onto story.. I spent so much time laughing with Ginny, there are absolutely just too many stories to tell (and some i simply cannot repeat!!she has the naughtiest teddy bears!!), all i can say is I am truly suffering now..(You see, when i laugh, my teeth rub my gums just a little bit, resulting in ulcers under my plate..)...back to story lol..Saturday night, i proudly told Ginny i was coming out of the closet for her!! yes indeed..shocked aren't you??? well, i did..actually, I had to wash my paintbrushes and the sink was in a sort of small room resembling a large closet, i had the door shut, Ginny called out to me and yes..I came out of the closet to see what she wanted!!! (and you thought WHAT?? lol).. How much scrapping?? same as above!!and it's now late saturday lol.. had a nice massage on my massage chair (i told you, i come prepared, but when you have a shiatsu massage chair..EVERYONE is your friend LOL) then tried to do some scrapping..but Ginny and everyone else, kept distracting me and making me laugh, then to top it off some of them got dressed up as very odd characters..Christine/beryl Skipper and Gilligan..Chrissy/tracey Sonny and Cher, Bev/Wendy doctor and patient (and god help us, Bev was the doctor, no wonder there was so much blood!! and it was probably hers LOL) and Virginia/Tracey Raggedy Anne and Andy..(omg they were so funny i thought they were the best LOL)..anyway, because of them, i got NO scrapping done on Saturday night,...none at all..ribs, gums, face, even my ears, ached from laughing..ok taking 2 mersyndol and off to bed.. Sunday morning i was so tired i missed breakfast and snuck out about 9ish lol (well it was sunday i needed a sleep!!) and tried to finish my layout..that i had started the MORNING before..guess what..i did..and that's it.. SO much happened it's just to hard to remember everything, but i'm sure you get the idea! we are all looney.. and i'm sure the 3 swig virgins..Monika (my adopted daughter) Tracey K (virginia's friend) and Heather (who was brave and came on her own!!) wondered what the hell they got themselves into AND can't wait to get back to the next one!! BRING ON OCTOBER!!!!!!!