In no particular order! Just what pops into my head at the time of writing!
Darling Harbour!
Our first introduction to Darling Harbour was the not to bad looking Pommie street Busker named
PSYCHO SAM
He was really entertaining, he put a rubber glove on his head and blew it up, he kept blowing and blowing until it burst..I bet you wished you could do that!
Next he blew up a long skinny balloon and proceeded to swallow it…I don’t know when he realized he had this talent, but it was interesting to watch AND i’m still waiting for him to bring the balloon back up LOL
Lastly he decided to get the audience involved. Always fun to watch those poor people get pulled out and have to help!
He got a ladder from god only knows where, selected 2 guys from the audience to come to the front and hold the ladder straight by pulling on some ropes..then proceeded to choose his next victims participants! Firstly he chose a man on his left, then he chose a little boy in front of him, then walking over to his right, he says, “Oh I choose this lovely lady here” I looks around and there is no lovely lady standing behind me, I look back and he’s standing right in front of me laughing I says' “OMFG ME??” and he just nods up and down giggling..I was MORTIFIED. He hands me a torch and winked and said ‘You’ll be fine, just follow my instructions”
I handed Cam the camera with strict instructions..GET A PHOTO OF ME DOING MY ACT which incidentally he forgot to do as he was laughing too much!
My moment of fame..NOTE..UNPHOTOGRAPHED DUE TO SELFISH CHILDREN!! Psycho Sam, climbed to the top of the ladder, beckoned to me to step out from behind the husband i was hiding behind and toss the torch up to him at the top of the ladder AND please…don’t miss…AND would the audience please clap whilst I am doing this!! Out I steps and tosses it up, nearly knocking him off the ladder in the process, receiving a huge round of applause from the audience who were all probably thinking hahahaha what a plonker! He then asked the man to throw his torch up…hahaha the idiot missed him not once but 3 times making me feel much better!! Then the little boy threw his torch up, he missed to but heck, he was only 7!
Once he had the 3 torches up there, he lit them and then proceeded to put 2 spoons into his eye sockets as a blindfold I told you he was Psycho! He then started to juggle..AMAZING!!
Hell, those torches are on fire and he didn’t burn himself once, if i’d tried that, not only would i have burnt myself but also burnt Darling Harbour down LOL…
There was heaps more we did at D.H but, nothing beats….PSYCHO SAM!
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