It's gonna be one of those weeks *sigh*

Well the visitors arrive today, yes, today, the date is right this time LOL I have had my early wake up call from them to tell me they are picking up the hire car then heading down, thankfully it takes 5 hours for them to get here so expecting them about 2pm,or later as she informed me that they will have to take many breaks so she wont get too tired for goodness sake so I may not be around until after they leave. You will however find me at the Nambour hospital in the Psych ward after tonight, that will be my new home until after SHE leaves!

Check - list..

I have Mercyndol and alcohol on hand, because after 1 hour with HER I'm going to need it, OK after half hour!

Staba as we affectionately call him, We've known since way before we were married, He was one of my best male mates and he was also Gary's best mate, he is the one to blame thank for introducing us all those years ago. He's a lovely bloke and we all love him dearly.

HIS WIFE, however, is a different story, how 2 people so unalike  could be married is beyond me LOL. She is bossy and really not a very nice person at all, she hates the ground I walk on, because she is STILL jealous of mine and Stab's relationship LOL which is hilarious because as much as i love him he is so not my type.  SO she will take every opportunity to put me down or shut me down in front of everyone, I just roll my eyes and carry on regardless, I also find it hilarious to sit on Stab's knee and give him cuddles anything to wind her up. 

She will, at one stage or maybe more say THERESA HIS NAME IS NOT STABA IT'S RAY, to which I will reply..IS IT? Thank you for telling me that, I had no idea...

Thank goodness Gary isn't as fickle as her, otherwise we'd be in serious trouble LOL. mental note, MUST take photo's as we have none of the 3 of us together! not one in over 30 years!

SO the phone call this morning has given me a headache already LOL, Stab rang to ask for directions, she pulled the phone out of his hand and started her tirade of ..am I sure I know the right Direction? they have a GPS good for you, you'll get lost for sure now am I sure I have spelt the street name correctly yes, have you written it down the way i've spelt it? She then orders asks me to make sure I ring the train station to get times etc for their daughter, so i just say, yeah yeah ok..she then hung up WITHOUT LETTING ME SPEAK TO STABA arrghhh... and dare i say the whole conversation she never drew breath ONCE and you thought I could talk ROFL you have heard nothing until you spend time in the room with her!!!!

I thought about it then jumped online and looked up train fares etc and thought, hmmm i suppose I should ring them back with this info

so I did, only to be told, I AM GIVING HER TOO MUCH INFORMATION  for godsake all i said because i couldn't get a word in was train leaves at this time and will cost this much...so when she asks again, i will point to computer and she can do it her bloody self!!! I hung up, I think she had stopped talking, I shall blame phone drop-out if she hadn't ROFL..

SO now, i had better get off here, dust the house thoroughly yes, she will check make sure there is not one cebwob not a typo lol that's how my sister says cobweb and get a roast out of the freezer to hit her on the head with to cook for dinner tonight, to be sure, it wont be as good as her roasts but she can wear it if she doesn't want to eat it ROFL...

Don't get me wrong, I am so very looking forward to the visit, I have been for months (probably why i keep getting the dates wrong) BUT it's just her I'm not looking forward to LOL now if he was coming on his own (like he did last time) it would be PERFECT!!!!

AND I SWEAR, if my 3 older children make me crack up laughing when they roll their eyes at her, I shall dob on them, why should I be the only one getting a lecture..

I think I'm going to have to take notes this week, it might make for some interesting blogging ROFL...

and now  for godsake Gary has just rung to say he has to do a quote at Noosa at 3.30 so will take Staba and the boys with him for a drive and I can have quality time at home ALONE with her..OMG OMG OMG HELP I'm sure he was laughing hysterically when i hung up on him!