Ground rules are to be made...
- there will be no snogging at my house (or anyone elses) until you are at least 13/14,
- When on a date ie: to the pictures, you will be accompanied by an adult who will sit between you at all times. popcorn and drinks to be purchased before hand and no you cannot accompany each other to the toilet!
- NO sleepovers, well ok BUT seperate bedrooms, bells will be put on the doors to stop sleepwalking, actually, Aaryn will sleep on the floor in his parents room leaving his bedroom free for Maddie.
- Gifts of love, will be made, not paid for by this 'mother'. if on the other hand, Maddie chooses to buy a gift, nothing under $20 will be tolerated, scrapbooking vouchers are negotiable!
- Talk of Maddie is to be limited to 1/2 hour before school, 1 hour after school and 2-3 hours on a weekend.
- NO YOU CANNOT BORROW MUM'S CAMERA TO TAKE A PHOTO OF MADDIE FOR YOUR WALLET (for goodness sake)
- OK Mum will come to school and take a photo of Maddie for your wallet (do you have a wallet??) YES ok i will do a page on you and her, YES you can have it on your bedroom wall (anything else?? a pint of blood perhaps??)
- Your brother is not interested in your love life, he is only interested in what ever is showing on his computer screen ie: world of warcraft or Runescape. please do not bother him with your lovelife (PLEASE!!!!)
- NO you cannot use mum's mobile phone to call Maddie, NO i do not want to talk to her mother, DONT you dare use my phone..I mean it...
he used the phone! after all, he hasn't seen her for a couple of hours!
i'm dreaming......, large white wedding, Huge wedding cake, black suits and ties, top hats perhaps?? Emily will be bridesmaid, Evan, Keiran and Brayden. Groomsmen and Cameron will be best man, She can pick the other bridesmaids after all, her parents will be paying for this wedding. I'm expecting at least 6 grandchildren, 5 girls, 1 boy, one girl will be named after ME and I will have final say on babies names (hey, it's my dream!!!). They will build a granny flat in their backyard for me and Gary to retire to, after all he is the baby of the family and he will look after us in our old age..(once again, it's my dream LOL). now if i tell them all of this, i wonder how long that little minx will stick around??? LOL
3 comments:
Argh, young love.
Imagine how devistated he's going to be when she breaks up with him.
You'd better make some plans for that.
ROFL Ah Tess thankyou for the giggle honey!!!
Ummmmmmmm ... I couldn't stop laughing - priceless ... love your dreams ...
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